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You’re probably thinking “If they’re you’re favorites, why give them away?” Well, I have a bad habit of buying multiples of my favorite books because I love them so damn much.

I wasn’t going to do this until I reached my next thousand followers, but I’m close so I’ll put the giveaway out there, but there won’t be a winner unless I do reach my goal.

If you win you get:

  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone -JK Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- JK Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban- JK Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire- JK Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix- JK Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince- JK Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows- JK Rowling
  • Attachments- Rainbow Rowell
  • Eleanor and Park- Rainbow Rowell
  • Fangirl- Rainbow Rowell
  • The Maze Runner- James Dashner
  • The Scorch Trials- James Dashner
  • Death Cure- James Dashner
  • The Kill Order- James Dashner
  • Ready Player One- Ernest Cline
  • Divergent- Veronica Roth
  • Insurgent- Veronica Roth
  • Allegiant- Veronica Roth
  • The Fault in our Stars- John Green
  • Every Day- David Levithan
  • I will add another book/series for every 5k notes


  1. Giveaways are to thank my followers, so you do need to be following me (I will check)
  2. I also want to try and keep this as fair as possible, so no contest only blogs
  3. Likes DO count
  4. You can reblog as many times as you want.
  5. I will ship anywhere.
  6. And good luck :)

Giveaway will end Saturday, April 5th, 2014 at 12:00 PM CST


You will now also win 

  • The Lightening Thief- Rick Riordan 
  • The Sea of Monsters- Rick Riordan 
  • The Titan’s Curse- Rick Riordan 
  • The Battle of the Labyrinth- Rick Riordan 
  • The Last Olympian- Rick Riordan 

I would also like to add that if you win and you have something here, or don’t want some of it, just tell me and those books will go to a second place winner.


You will now also win

  • Anna and the French Kiss- Stephanie Perkins
  • Lola and the Boy Next Door- Stephanie Perkins


You will now also win

  • Paper Towns- John Green

Stop reblogging this, I’m running out of books.


You will now also win

  • Looking For Alaska- John Green

Really… I’m running out of books I have double of. Y’all need to stop.


You will now also win

  • Thirteen Little Blue Envelopes- Maureen Johnson
  • The Last Little Blue Envelope- Maureen Johnson


You will now also win

  • Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell- Chris Colfer
  • Land of Stories: The Enchantress Returns- Chris Colfer


You will now also win

  • Beastly- Alex Flinn




Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.

Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $132 dollar Lelo Alia as well.

If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products.

Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.

And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.

You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.








Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.

Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.”

The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving.

The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union - Weightless 2. Airstream - Electra 3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya - Watermark 5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona - Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints - Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly

my muscles stopped functioning 

I was so relieved this wasn’t a trick. Very soothing.

hey it’s back

I listened to this last night and the next thing I knew I was waking up because my iPod headphones were tangled in my face.

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